Lovedol ~Lovely Idol ~ Worst or BEST anime ever?
Posted on October 11th, 2006 by retsgip - 1,483 Views
So, I was bored today and decided to watch Lovedol ~Lovely Idol~ and wow, just wow. This is either the best or the worst anime I’ve ever watched in my life. When I say best, I don’t mean that this is a good anime, or even that I’ll ever recommend it to anyone, but this could be revolutionary!
What I mean is that this is the smartest idea I’ve ever seen in my life, except for that time my friend tried to jump a 6 foot gap from his roof into his pool. So seriously, just sit down and think about a plot revolving around young jpop anime girls. It’s like every boy’s dream come true. Not only can you watch under-aged pop-star idols in real life during the day, but you can come home and watch them in anime form at night. I can just see the death rate in japan due to fapping increasing daily until this show goes off the air.
On top of being the BEST idea ever for a male audience, it also has a plot that even girls might enjoy! What teenage girl can’t relate with four girls struggling to become idols! Hell, if I was a normal teenage female I sure as hell would relate, I mean what’s not to relate.
Also, this anime is basically 100% fanservice the entire time. Short skirts, good character design(somewhat repetitive), lots of butt shots, lots of mug shots, lots of anything that deals with making girls look good. HOLY SHIT! Someone shake the person’s hand who made this. No, seriously, shake their hand. I can already tell we’re gonna get some fanboys who follow this series as if they were real idols.
Alright, I think I’m done praising it, now it’s time to bash it! If you do actually decide to watch this, I’d say skip over the first 8 minutes of the show (this includes the OP). It’s 8 minutes of non-stop crappy singing. Now, after you’ve skipped to 8 minutes, start drinking beer or you’ll never forgive yourself. The plot is horrible and pretty much the only saving factor is the voice acting and the endless amounts of female characters.
For some reason, I just can’t bring myself to even take this anime seriously because, well, how the hell am I supposed to be serious with a show like this. I can barely stand to watch it for it’s eye candy or it’s fanservice. Like I said, if you’re not drunk while you watch this, you might as well not bother. Watching this is equivalent to watching Coyote Ugly for its content, it just doesn’t happen, unless you’re a girl.
I’ll give you small summary of the plot:
There’s this group called Lovedols or something, yeah. This is the first six ever to be created and all but one of them look like they’re 10 years old. They kinda suck even though they’re supposed to be really good at singing. We probably won’t see these six girls much because they’re not in the OP/ED.
Apparently, the first group was super popular, so they made a second Lovedol group. Yeah, they kinda suck too and we probably won’t see much of them either. Oh yeah, they like to line up in increasing height because it’s cute. These girls look even younger, somehow.
This group of four girls apparently loses beause they don’t have six like the other groups. I fail to see the reason they need six, but apparently it’s important. That guy in the front there is the pimp that raised all 16 of these girls. He doesn’t have a pimp-cane on him at the moment, but I’m sure he just left it in his dressing room. These four girls, plus two others (the pimp’s sister and another girl he meets on the street), will most likely be the main characters of this anime.
Note: One of them acts like a cat which I think is sexy.
This right here is Sakaki Mizuki. She sings better than all 16 of those crappy Lovedol idols combined. She’s going to join group 3 at some point because this anime is predictable. Omni said she might be the Pimp dude’s lover at some point in the show and I don’t doubt that cuz Mr. Pimp is a pedo-pimp-extraordinaire.
Anyways, I’m not going to be blogging this except for the rare occurrence that something amazing happens for one of the episodes. Even then it’d probably just be a massive block of screen shots, showing you all how sexy one of the characters is or something. Worst plot ever, but best idea ever. What does that make this anime? Worst or best anime ever?
I say worst.
Edit: I forgot to thank Wind for so generously subbing this Anime when everyone else was too scared to touch it. Round of applause please.
-Retsgip
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Hahahaha! This was such an entertaining read, Rets. Pimp = best one ever. He probrably beds them non-stop and slaps them when they fail to get monies >:).
Firstly, I would rename this ~Lovely PEDOBAIT~ basically, Pedobears from all over the world are currently worshipping this new anime to their Paganistic Loli Goddesses.
Judging by the screens…are some of those girls even 10 years old? Some of them look barely 9, let alone 10.
In conclusion, Not a bad idea/concept…kinda like a tournament/American Idol theme going, but poorly executed. They would have been better off using VAs that can actually SING. But when you look at it, complete Fail with the execution.
8 year olds, man (insert the image macro with the guy looking at you as if you are Pedopredator number 1).
Cheers!
I heard a rumor that Darkshaunz secretly faps to all the lovedols.
Shhh!!!
*Hides Tissue Boxes*
You know, it just so happened that I was also bored today, and I also decided to check out the Lovedol thing … and I totally agree: I should have been drinking beer instead of tea and this would have all been much more entertaining!
I think I am going to keep on watching it so that I can revel in the horror … damn it, need to get alcohol somewhere for the next episode!
Lol, that’s the spirit!
I should have stressed the “being drunk” portion of my writeup. It’s almost essential in order to enjoy this anime. Unless of course, you’re looking for ways to bash it, then it’s pretty much a gold mine.
It’s Navel :V
Shuffle didn’t have THAT much of a plot to begin with :V
Hey, I liked Shuffle
The characters were way more lovable than this bunch, so far at least…
But yeah you’re right, there wasn’t much plot in shuffle, but I atttribute that to it’s harem qualities. This anime just seems like, well, nothing but visual.
I’m hoping the fact that 6 good VA’s are signed for this anime means it’ll turn around at some point.
the phrase ‘losing the will to live’ occured to me several times while watching this, i got half way through and had to pause it…aargh!
Man I wish I could get bored. I’ll probably not be watching this. So how many characters are there anyway, sound pretty outrageous.
And as for revolutionary, I’d find it pretty revolutionary if a series used an OP that didn’t include any characters from the actual show. I’m not saying to include zero characters, just use some other characters that arent even part of the show. Too confusing.
One word “HORRID”
whee plotfulessness. fdrive please.
Haha, you guys are great ;p
[…] I don’t want to point fingers, but if these episodes were subbed faster this series might just well be my #1 Best of the Best 2006 winner. But alas, we can’t have everything we desire in life, so all I can do is wait patiently. For those of you who don’t know how awesome this anime is, just imagine watching MTV’s MADE featuring a girl trying to become a j-idol, then multiply it by 6! I know at first you may be skeptical (like me) but once you really start getting into the plot, the characters really come to life. […]
i lol’d
i only watch to laugh
geez. the girls look like robots, they move like them too.
when they were singing, and stepping forward, i kept thinking “we’re going to kill you, WINK”
the only reason this anime would do well, is because of hardcore Male Otaku Idol Fans- will be the ones buying it.
the women who were chosen have a HUGE FAN BASE.
i cringed when they sung together…because they were not singing together! its like they had no intention of harmonizing.