Naruto - 211 - The killer snake RETURNS
Posted on December 1st, 2006 by retsgip - 924 Views
Rating: 5/10
I pulled a Hinano and went straight for the scroll bar as I started up this episode. After I finally scrolled through it, I kind of felt guilty so I went and watched about 80% of it. Too bad half of it was flashbacks that we’ve already seen, and the other half was full of shitty plot. I wonder if anyone actually writes the fillers before they animate it or if they think the story up on the spot. It would explain some things.
I am pleased to announce that the OMGKILLERSNAKE was brought back in a flashback this episode. I laughed, cried, then scrolled 5 minutes until the actual story. I’m working on a theory that involves the snake coming back next episode to fight Naruto in a one-on-one death match setting somehow. Naruto will most likely lose, believe it.
I can’t fucking believe they took the ENTIRE episode to reveal that the little boy is actually the long lost brother. Not to mention they do it in a cliffhanger fashion, leaving me to believe that it’s supposed to be a very important plot development in this arc. Am I surprised? SURELY not. Wow, the bad guy isn’t really a bad guy, who would have thought…somebody restrain me because I will no doubt overflow with emotion upon learning this information.
Everything was so overdone for the amount of emotion I was feeling, it felt SO out of place. Here’s a nice little example of something Naruto said: “Gentetsu said your name before he was taken away! It must mean he had something to tell you! I…cant…die…without…hearing WHAT HE HAS TO SAY dattebayo!!” *struggles to get free* C’mon! Who wrote this crap? Fire them, PLEASE.
In other news: Lee and Sakura spent the last 2 episodes alone. THIS is a good plot development. If Sakura ends up with anyone, it should be Lee. Lee isn’t a failure like Naruto (oh shit! I called him a failure, watch out!!) and he’s pretty much an old fashioned gentleman. Lee would probably hold branches back for Sakura to walk through and bring her to his secret area so they can have sex ‘train’ together. Plus he’s a hard worker and has lots of stamina *nudge*. Can’t really beat that!
-Retsgip
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First order of the day is firing the Weed-Smoking monkeys writing for Naruto, and hire Retsgip. Just by reading this entry, I was laughing harder than I have since OMGKILLERSNAKE was given his grand entrance in the previous entry. Its sad to see a 5 on a title that was once delivering at least BEARABLE filler shit in the past. Now its like Filler filler, which is like stuffing roadkill into offle which is then stuffed into sausages (nonsensical analogies are win).
Lee and Sakura will most likely fall in love in the anime. In fact, if they don’t degrade into a fanservice ninja anime (first of its genre), then maybe they won’t ever hold anyone’s interest anymore. I like the secret area a lot, and I’d prolly spare my measly bandwidth cap to watch that shit. Oh by the way, I have the perfect suggestion for the next filler arc:
Naruto discovers a Gundam in Konoha, and then suddenly, Saiyan Pods come down from the sky. It is an epic arc involving Vegeta and his scouter against Giant Mechanized Robots firing their lazers. Also, Naruto DRINKS A COKE in the Episode (the coke bottle can then be used as a plot device for another arc), like in slow motion and doves flying everywhere.
Tell me what you think.
Lol i dunno if you were jokin darkshaunz, but definatley NOT lee i’m afraid..although you couldent tell from the damn filler arc. Team seven(minus one)is all there is to it, damn it COME ON FEBUARY! Then i’ll have some proof to back it up >
Sakura doesn’t love anyone but sasugay and thats all there is too it. There really isn’t any need for proof. She does have a soft spot for naruto since they’ve been through a lot but naruto isn’t enough of a dick to fall into her radar. Plus naruto is destine to die for his friends at some point, they can’t have sakura falling in love with him. She’ll prob fall for lee. Though, this is mostly speculation.
And darkshaunz, I’ll take a coke plug any day, that’d be funny shit. He should drink it and then show it to the screen or something. That’d crack me up.