Bleach - 120 - Cock tease me more please, thx
Posted on March 31st, 2007 by retsgip - 2,072 Views
I lol’d…then fapped
Rating: 8.5/10
Ah, what a cock tease this episode was. They basically blew the entire episode on nothing by making it look like everyone was sucking hugemongus balls. It wasn’t entirely necessary to make them fight with their limiter seals and lose, then release them. It might have been okay if they didn’t take an entire episode to finally release it, but whatever. Either way, the ass of despair just totally gave us a lap dance, and will probably be walking away, swaying its perfectly round, spectacular bottom. I’d have to say that the highlight of the entire episode was Ururu going psycho robot on the bull dude. Too bad it didn’t last very long.
That was…easy
Too bad this guy didn’t turn into a chicken because then I could have captioned the first picture as “chocking the chicken” but you know, Bleach writers made me suck a dick on that one. Chocking the bull doesn’t sound as cool, which is why I didn’t use it. In other news, this guy is definitely into S&M. I mean c’mon, the signs are there: young girl in pjs, being choked, penetrating the girl with a horn from bull costume, plus his mouth is even open to do god knows what to that poor innocent girl. Well, at least it seems obvious to me…
I almost feel cheated by this episode but I wont bash it too hard because at least we progressed a little bit. The worry and despair was done well, and at one point both I and Darkshaunz were thinking it: “Arrancar are a little strong, no?” It really fucking seems that way doesn’t it? I mean, with the explanation of what the #’s mean and whatnot, you kind of feel overwhelmed with how powerful these guys are. Oh yeah, I don’t really dig the Spanish music either, but maybe that’s the source of their power.
3x Spirit Bomb?
So uh, remember 115 episodes ago when we were told that shinigami’s powers were limited in the real world. Yeah, props on actually making use of that information 3 years later instead of using plot no jutsu. Although, in a way it still kind of feels like they did. Authorization to remove the limit was so important that it could cost them their lives? No, I don’t think so bud. It was a cheap tactic to create tension.
To me, it seem like the plot can go one of two directions:
- They suddenly become so strong they rape these fag bad guys
- They still almost lose but at least they won in the end
I have a feeling it will be #1, which wouldn’t really be all that fun to watch. Statistics show that close battles always draw the most excitement, regardless of who wins in the end. If some of the good guys end up losing somehow then thats fine too as long as the battles don’t suck. I have a feeling Ichigo is gonna get his ass kicked or his Hollow self is going to take over and pwn some bitches. Better not cock tease us any more because these past 5 weeks have been like Rukia blueballs for Darkshaunz. Ease his goddamn pain already. Hell, I’ll throw down some money and lets get it over with.
-Retsgip
P.S. I hope you enjoyed the motif, although it may have been too vulgar for some of the children. I really should think of the children!
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I’d have to agree with the Plot no Jutsu analysis thar:
1) They go for the Dramatic-Shounen gig, basically all three fighters are at their last dying breaths, and do some bullshit SANKAI to unleash Jesus’s Holy powers to cleanse the Arrancar.
2) They go Fully SSJ2 with the Seal Release and have spikey blonde hair. Also, Goku appears as a Tag team comic relief to Spirit Bomb the whole town to Oblivion. Yes, they are Still on Namek.
3) Yoruichi, Soi Fong, Matsumoto and Rukia all engage in a Hawt Lesbian Orgy.
About Rukia. I don’t know, my mind has been teased and raped in more ways than one. They did show her getting Impaled AGAIN at the start of the episode. It was a nightmare no Rukia fan should endure more than once. I thought seeing the whole ordeal meant that a resolution would take place. In my vain hopes that she is indeed Alright and Ichigo would Avenge her.
But no. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Also, no episode next week.
Rukia. Rukia. Ru-WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don’t watch Bleach, but this serves as a hi to rets and to DS who don’t hang around #animeblogger anymore.
:V
@Mike: Haha sup Mortred. Rets and I just have a lot on our plates these days, and #animeblogger, however awesome you guys are (I miss you all, definitely), we just can’t find the precious minutes to go in for some hijinx.
2007 is a very busy year for the both of us indeed.
Just like the title of the post suggest the episode was just a Cock tease
for me Ururu kicking some ass was the highlight of the episode
Funniest blog I’ve read in ages.
Haha
“Funniest blog I’ve read in ages.
Haha”
and the lost souls of the internet keep appearing
haha!
PYON!
Michael, dunno about Darkshaunz, but Retsgip’s got his new female donkey-friend to play with everyday.
And lol rets, maybe it’s just predictable, but you sure have an accurate imagination…
This epi was pretty bogus. But I just really wanted to say that I absolutely Ururu. I want a kickass daughter like that. Btw, did they say anywhere in the series that she was one of the mod souls? Or a real person?
Speaking of mod souls, WHY ARE THEY STILL IN THE SHOW? I thought they were part of those seasonal employees that go back to where they came from after their deed is done.
Personally, I’d prefer the arrancars over shinigami, if it weren’t for the fact that the arrancars turn into fugly monsters after their bankai. I mean look at what’s-his-name, the dude fighting Ichigo, isn’t he so much hotter than our hero? I just hope he doesn’t have to use his bankai ever. hee
@darkshaunz: word brotha.
@michael: I was there a week or so ago but you didn’t show up
@Tabi Karasu: Could pay good money for this cock tease.
@Goshinga: np, i’m here to serve.
@Danny: Which comments are you refering to, well I guess I’ll find out at some point ;p
@ohphive: I agree. Grimmjov or whatever-the-fuck is uber hot and i’d lick his abs until my tongue dries, but I’m sure his other form is something retarded.
>Too bad it didn’t last very long.
Maybe next time try thinking about baseball.
bubblegum and baseball cards! wth movie is that from…
hehe, its shikai for the arrancars, not bankai…though it could be a mix of the two (shikai means first release and bankai is final release i think, but im pretty sure the arrancar only have one release)
i love you
hi rets
@danny: hehehe
@koi: you brought tears to my eyes.
@xant: hi xant, how’s WoW
Fuck man, I’m ALWAYS there. :V