Retsgip’s Anime Blog

Rating: 4/10

Hoho! Who’s up for a little bit of loli action on the beach huh? Too bad the quality was CRAP and it completely ruined any possible awesomeness that could have occurred. Take a quick peek at the caption of the song in the picture above, “Keep on Dreaming.” What the song is really trying to convey is the fact that this anime should keep dreaming because it will never achieve anything except failure. Funny because that’s all I foresee in “group three’s” future as well…Subliminal messages from the song writers, ftw.

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Rating: 5/10

Besides the fact that this episode had absolutely nothing to offer the viewer, I’d say they managed to do a decent job keeping me “entertained.” That is, if I actually cared enough to be entertained, which I didn’t. We didn’t learn any morals, there was no fanservice, nothing was funny, and the girls weren’t cute at all. Ouch? The only thing they almost did was completely embarrass the girls, and that would have made my day.

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Panorama of emo-chick for all you fanboys ————->

Rating: 5/10

This episode was filled with way too many corny lines and what I like to call “warm fuzzy” feelings. I seriously couldn’t take it, and had to pause the show after every scene to catch my bearings and do something manly to redeem my sexuality once more (no I’m not talking about fapping). It was just “too much” for my tastes, but still somewhat enjoyable in a laugh-at-how-stupid-this-is kind of way.
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Rating: 4/10

This show has quite possibly kicked my ass the hardest this season in terms of boringness. Get this: I’m all excited right, because the new Lovedols was subbed and I thought that I might be able to catch a sneak peak at some anime-ass (even if the plot sucked) but noo they spit in my face with some weak drama shit! I was like “WTF IS THIS!! Where’s the loli idols dancing and Mr. Pimp’s mackin’ skillz?!?” They can do better than this, seriously.

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So, I was bored today and decided to watch Lovedol ~Lovely Idol~ and wow, just wow. This is either the best or the worst anime I’ve ever watched in my life. When I say best, I don’t mean that this is a good anime, or even that I’ll ever recommend it to anyone, but this could be revolutionary!

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