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Darkshaunz says, “Tres Bien!”
Score: 8.7/10

Its time of that week again, where everyone’s favourite Pink Thunder graces our Computer Screens.This week, Louise and Saito get their a special call from Her Royal Moeness, Henrietta-sama. After the sizzling action of last week’s episode, this latest instalment takes a light breather and focuses our attention to Saito and Louise. As hinted in last week’s preview there are Maids ahoy! Louise in a Maid Uniform! A new character being introduced to Saito’s harem! So there is much to cover in this episode with a French Twist. Let’s get started, Hajime!

As the episode starts, we see our delightful Henrietta-sama presenting Louise and Saito with high Imperial Court honours. It’s fair enough, considering the two of them totally slammed that lvl 99 Sorceress known as Fouche of the Crumbling Dirt. Louise, of course accepts the honour with as much grace and elegance which in lieu with her demeanour. But fun and games start early in this episode. Henrietta-sama presents her delicious hand to Saito, which of course means that she wants a light kiss as a sign of respect.

Her Royal Moe-Ness. Seriously, she’s got to be the Cutest in the series.

Now, Saito misinterprets this as a wish to shake hands with the Princess. The lad gets rather offended, seeing as he is already dominated like a Dog by Louise, as shaking of hands/paws is a common Human to Dog gesture. But wait! There’s more! Louise swiftly informs her minion that the Princess wants a Kiss. Louise meant to the hand of course, but Saito’s hormones were raging beyong logical comprehension, obviously. Master says Kiss, so therefore it must mean to a Sweet Princess’s lips.

Saito has meal fit for a king. A most delicious meal.

But alas for our Romancing Hero, that delicious Kiss with the Princess came at a price. A pretty brutal, unforgiving and violent price. As most of you have guessed, Louise did not take very kindly to that lunge of passion at all. The whipping/mortality scene was not shown. But we know better.

Good Saito, you look kinda cool.

After that episode, it would appear that the Hime-sama wants Louise and Saito to inspect rumours about a noble being a general asshole to the local community. In which point, the Princess thinks it is true, not just a rumour (O RLY?). Louise obviously accepts the task and even stakes her life on it (not really). So the foundations are set for this mission-based episode. Will our Duo of Destruction take down Ambiguous Noble Tyrant Man? Probrably. We are then treated to Louise appearing in commoner garb. Being Louise, she just looks killer in anything.

The Archetypical French Couple.

Before I continue, I will warn that I went snapshot crazy in this episode. That’s because the crux of this latest instalment was about visuals, Sweet Sweet visuals. Anyway, Louise being a really upmarket noble-woman will demand a horse as opposed to working, but its too expensive. So being a really upmarket noble-woman will demand a 6 star inn as opposed to a modest home, but its too expensive. What would you do if you were in her situation? Well, I probrably would not separated and headed to the Casino. But Louise did, why she did will never remain clear (Earning Money in a Casino is a weak alibi imo). Perhaps nobles think on a different frequency to us, or Louise has a cheeky habit of throwing a few bets.

Our Magical Duo are in a pinch! Are they doomed to spending a night on the streets?

Have no Fear! A non-suspicious looking Frenchman is Here!

I mentioned a new character being introduced earlier. The man you see up there, Scarron is one of them, but thankfully he is not a new addition to Saito’s harem. But this does not stop Scarron from being made of Win and Awesome. I must forewarn that if have not had a main meal for the day, you better skip Scarron, he can get kind of scary and whacked up, in a Tranny way. Turns out ol pal Scarron owns an inn, and will allow our Dynamic Duo a place to spend the night…for a price.

Drooooooooooool………..

Scarron’s inn is not an ordinary inn, its more like a Restaurant cum Hawt maid joint. Whatever it is, DAMN why doesn’t my local neighbourhood have this kind of restaurant. Yes, I found Scarron’s inn very delicious, and I am not talking about the food here. The Price I mentioned earlier, and if you were suspecting it, you would be correct. Louise in a white maid uniform, and under Scarron’s guise, is a pitiful orphan child. Hilariously Awesome.

Louise + White Maid Uniform + Blush = Unlimited Loli-Queen Works.

The visuals in this episode are beyond aesthetically pleasing, more like downright sexy. Louise looked smashing in her French-commoner garb and we are now treated to more Eye-candy as she dons her White Maid uniform. As expected, she doesn’t really perform well as a maid-waitress at all. She’s a noble and always had servants to tend to her at all times, she’d have next to no idea on how to serve people, especially commoners. Upon messing up severely, she’s mostly standing by the side in hopes that she won’t stuff up more. Then, Scarron announces that the maid-chan which gets the most tips, gets to wear the Black Maid Uniform, which can charm people off their boots (or pants).

We get the chance to be the Ultimate Sex Symbol? Sugoiii~ne!

After a hard day’s work serving and being generally sexy, our favourite Pink Thunder moves to her fine quarters for a good night’s rest. This just leads to a pretty important scene in terms of Saito x Louise relationship building. Louise, a mighty all-powerful noble mage is scared of bats. To be fair, these aren’t normal friendly cute Fruit-bats, but EVIL BATS WITH OMG RED EYEZ, and because they are evil, they won’t hesitate to swarm and try to tear you apart when you try to sleep peacefully. Afraid of the bats, Louise cutely sneaks into bed with Saito and has her way with our Sleeping Hero (No, not really).

Saito is moaning: “That’s good Louise, so good”

We are then brought to a new addition of Saito’s already impressive harem of lolicious moes. This new one goes by the name of Jessica, and by golly is she a fine piece of work. Being Scarron’s daughter, the manager of the inn and the dishwasher, this gal is obviously Serious Business. In retrsopect, Jessica’s voice is kind of soft-raspy which is just very attractive for me, and she’s almost as well endowed as Kirche (Don’t get me wrong, I think Kirche’s “assets” are a public health hazard). Jessica’s got this tongue in cheeck glint in her eyes always, which makes her character really fun to watch, kind of like Kitsune from Love Hina, here’s to hoping she’s not a one-off character. I am very pleased with this new addition to Saito’s harem however, Jessica is charming and a delight to watch. I hope she gets more screentime than Siesta.

I’m looking at something in this capture, Guess what? Boobs, Duh.

Then, we get the Obligatory Asshat Noble appearance. This guy makes Count Mott look like a decent guy, his name is Turene. Words cannot begin to describe the Fail that this guy eminates when he walked in. He’s fat, has a face his mother probrably wanted to burn and he makes Pigs look like elegant waterfowls. I guess that was the whole purpose of his character, to be a chauvinistic retard, ready to get completely raped by the Dynamic Duo (to which I have no objections against, at all).

Hail, My Noble Lor-DIE IN A FIRE, SMACKTARD.

Seems like one the first rules of being a noble asshat is to make sure to terrorize the living shit of common folk whenever you enter a place. Turene does this well, getting his clown squad to raise their wands, which is not as intimidating to say, raised Avtomat Kalishnikov 47s, but whatever. Once that is completed, and all patrons are out of their seats, randomly choose a table and set said sorry ass down. The next rule is to spot the closest voluptious lady to violate, usually the inn owner’s daughter, the waitress or a lady sitting on another table. Jessica’s hiding away, as she notes to Saito that the guy feels the waitresses up but leaves no tip…wait, all you need to do is tip the Maid-Waitresses and you can violate them!? Where is my local Maid Cafe damnit? Moving along, it seems Louise volunteers to serve him, as she wants to win the ti[ race. But unfortunately, Asshat Turene comments that Louise is so flat chested, she is a boy. Haha, nice move.

“I learnt this from Gai-sensei, Dynamic Kick!!!”

Obviously, Scarron-san and his Maid Army are shocked at Louse’s brave actions against Lord Porkchops.

Nuuuu Louise-chan!!! You’re doing it wrong!!!1one1!

Lord Porkchop the Asshat XIII obviously finds a kick to the face bemusing. So he orders his Clown Squad to arrest the two in hopes of redeeming whatever sorry bit of himself he lost the moment he crawled out of his mother. Here, Saito does a pretty touching/heroic moment by declaring that only he can TOUCH Louise, followed by a cute blush from our Louise-chan. Ara ara, getting a bit too “frisky” in this episode are we not, Saito? Also, next time, hopefully the lad will remember to bring his sword.

And you are the only one to declare such a thing without a weapon.

At this point, the Clown Squad rushes to attack the Duo with their magic sticks. You would think that instead of Zerg rushing towards the two, they would cast spells with their sticks, but seeing as the tards have a collective IQ of -500 it would appear not. Here, Louise saves the night by pulling out her wand from her lacey thigh-band (Ohhh Yeahh). She casts the only spell necessary to dispatch the fools, lvl 99 Explosion. She then reveals to Asshat Turene that she is Chevalier Knight, the guy pisses himself and begs Louise to pardon him. With that, Turene and company exit stage left and leave a bundle of gold bags at Louise’s feet. Meaning she wins the tip race and finally gets to wear the sexy black maid costume. Oh, and they save the inn from an evil noble or something, whatever.

Fap Fap Fap

With that, our Dangerously Dynamic Duo take their leave for the night. We, the weary viewers, after being bombarded with so much sexiness, are rewarded with Louise in the Black Maid Uniform. A momentous occassion for all Zero fans, Fetishists and Pedobears. We celebrate Zero no Tsukaima 7 with this scene. How does our hero, Saito respond to this? In the most realistic way, he rubs his eyes in disbelief, stutters in nervousness and declares, “TRES BIEN!“. Well played Saito, Well played indeed.

How do I got Sex?

As with all fanservice, sexy and cheeky episodes, there as to be some serious element. We get the Serious Business Factor when Kirche is droning in her Stinking prison, no doubt contemplating suicide. Alas for the good guys, we are presented with more Ambiguous character, he kinda looks like Char Aznable, with his generic bad guy mask and all. For the moment, we have to contend with the fact that he is Fouche’s comrade. Probrably some overpowered lord of death, destruction and creator of anime fillers.

Seriously, could you get more Ambiguous than that Count Mysterious Stranger Guy?

That’s it for me for this week, folks. I hope you enjoyed Louise no Meido-chan as much as I did, it was a fun-filled episode and I hope to see more like this for the coming weeks. According to the preview, it seems that Siesta will feature next week, which is kind of a bummer. Then again, it’s Zero! Who knows what will happen. I’ll see you next week and until then, keep smiling and don’t forget to tip your local Maid-Waitress generously.

Ja Matane,

Darkshaunz