Retsgip’s Anime Blog

Darkshaunz gets his Petit On.

In Collaboration with Abanzai! anime blog.

My fellow anime comrade Ooga invited as a guest author on his crib, he promised me a company car and a penthouse full of catgirls in heat (It was an offer only a retarded maniac would refuse). I refused, only to have him threaten to crawl up to my bed at night and slit my throat (which is about the time I accepted his offer). We’re ways away from even a shitty Camrip of the new Evangelion remake movie, so let’s vent our evangelion spirit somewhere else, namely at the recently announced Petit Evangelion series.

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Darkshaunz remembers the Bleach movie.

Episode Score: 9.0/10

Movie Score: 7.9/10

Is it that time already? Time sure passes by quickly when you are having fun, as they say. By gosh, we are having a bloody ball with Bleach at the moment, the upwards sloping trend shows no signs of slowing down as our Karakura boys and girls continue to swing their pointy-things in the general direction of the big, bad Arrancars. As the clock ticks down to the Winter beatdown, both sides retreat to their respective lanes to a much needed showdown on this fateful afternoon. Oh, and I decided to add in some of my thoughts on the Bleach movie which was made available on the interwebs recently as an afterthought.

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Darkshaunz wants a homicidal croagunk.

Score: 8.0/10 (Gregal is The Bomb)

Holy crap what is happening to Bleach? Not just the anime, but the manga too. In fact, the anime is crapping so hard, I think the butts of the creators are sore with failure. I’ve never seen our friend Danny score an episode so low, truth is, I’d have scored it even lower (he’s really too patient). The manga, I’ve nearly given up on it, to be honest (longfight is longer than goddamned longcat). So in my depression and severe lack of Rukia, I turn to Pokemon Diamond and Pearl for any hope of an anime I could enjoy for the next few weeks, as I wait for Bleach to stop sucking harder than an LG Vacuum cleaner. I was pleasantly surprised, and figured that if an anime had to be filler, they should learn from Pokemon.
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Yet another wannabe cult ED…

The proper way to blog Lucky Star, which takes less than 5 minutes:

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When enticing fantasy becomes gritty reality

We’ve all imagined it, we’ve all dreamed of it. The thought of entering another dimension unlike our own, tasting, feeling and breathing the air of another space-time belonging to our biggest passion. The world of anime is the stuff of fantasy, and we’ve always dreamt of shaking hands with Frieza or dating Haruhi. Just like in Zero no Tsukaima, a young man walks into a dimension of magic and delicious flat chest, but its not all fun and games. What if you’re transported into the dimension of anime? Will you be able to survive?

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We love you Merry-Go!

It finally happened.  If you count The Going Merry as a crew member, thus personifying the boat, then somebody finally died on One Piece.  That’s right, all you bastards who say nobody dies in Shounen series just got fucking pwnd…kinda!  Although at times the show is rather childish, and the Japanese is so simple and slow that even I can understand it, I rank it pretty high on my enjoyment meter.  Honestly, I don’t know why, but if I had to give an answer, it would probably sound cliche like: “The character development is awesome!” or “The fight scenes rock!” which is why I just won’t give an answer, and accept the fact that I’m a loser for watching the show.

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Nice hair gel! Lemmie get some of tha–oooh sticky!

So um, hi. I’ve been absent for awhile, but it’s only because I found this really neat anime called real life and it’s been taking up 95% of my time. When I only have about 3 hours a day to myself it’s sometimes a little difficult to watch anime, let alone write about it. But hey, I don’t want such a beautiful, blossoming piece of artwork such as this blog to go to waste. So, all you boys and girls(no such thing as girls on the internet) get to suffer through my entries once again. Aren’t I just the sweetest?

In more related news, nothing this season really strokes me hard enough, even after testing the waters for 1-2 episodes for each anime. Everything seems so boring or unoriginal, and I’m really starting to get tired of the damn lolifest that has invaded the world. I don’t mind high school, but loli is just so retarded. Not only is the concept retarded, but I can hear psychologists all over the world sighing as they fill their calenders with little girls who were raped by 18+ year old Japanese men.

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Finally we get actual seal speed

So, uh, yeah. I’ve been ‘gone’ for quite some time now but rest assured I wasn’t giving up blogging, it was more that other aspects of my life suddenly became more important. Not that the 5 people who read this blog are unimportant, but you know, finding a job and graduating college comes first. Now that I’ve accomplished both (if I didn’t fail), I should be blogging at least a little bit.

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