Yet another wannabe cult ED…
The proper way to blog Lucky Star, which takes less than 5 minutes:
We love you Merry-Go!
It finally happened. If you count The Going Merry as a crew member, thus personifying the boat, then somebody finally died on One Piece. That’s right, all you bastards who say nobody dies in Shounen series just got fucking pwnd…kinda! Although at times the show is rather childish, and the Japanese is so simple and slow that even I can understand it, I rank it pretty high on my enjoyment meter. Honestly, I don’t know why, but if I had to give an answer, it would probably sound cliche like: “The character development is awesome!” or “The fight scenes rock!” which is why I just won’t give an answer, and accept the fact that I’m a loser for watching the show.
Have the Bleach writers finally stooped so low as to shamelessly plug pop culture trends(rape, emo, and beards) into their episodes to boost their ratings?!? Why Bleach, WHY!? Only a few weeks ago you were sweetly caressing my balls as you coo’d me to sleep at night, and then out came the hammer, with a full double-handed downward motion that made Mario himself jealous. I heard (from a reliable source) yesterday that Mario sacrificed something like 200 Goombas on Mount Doom to appease the gods and bestow upon him the power to swing a hammer like Bleach does–results are still pending.
Somebody pass the cheese, I’m gonna be drinking a lot of whine.
Nice hair gel! Lemmie get some of tha–oooh sticky!
So um, hi. I’ve been absent for awhile, but it’s only because I found this really neat anime called real life and it’s been taking up 95% of my time. When I only have about 3 hours a day to myself it’s sometimes a little difficult to watch anime, let alone write about it. But hey, I don’t want such a beautiful, blossoming piece of artwork such as this blog to go to waste. So, all you boys and girls(no such thing as girls on the internet) get to suffer through my entries once again. Aren’t I just the sweetest?
In more related news, nothing this season really strokes me hard enough, even after testing the waters for 1-2 episodes for each anime. Everything seems so boring or unoriginal, and I’m really starting to get tired of the damn lolifest that has invaded the world. I don’t mind high school, but loli is just so retarded. Not only is the concept retarded, but I can hear psychologists all over the world sighing as they fill their calenders with little girls who were raped by 18+ year old Japanese men.
I lol’d…then fapped
Rating: 8.5/10
Ah, what a cock tease this episode was. They basically blew the entire episode on nothing by making it look like everyone was sucking hugemongus balls. It wasn’t entirely necessary to make them fight with their limiter seals and lose, then release them. It might have been okay if they didn’t take an entire episode to finally release it, but whatever. Either way, the ass of despair just totally gave us a lap dance, and will probably be walking away, swaying its perfectly round, spectacular bottom. I’d have to say that the highlight of the entire episode was Ururu going psycho robot on the bull dude. Too bad it didn’t last very long.
I wonder if Kenpachi looks back at old photos and sighs at his mullet
Rating: 8.5/10
Ah, the bleach episode that got lost somewhere on my computer and then due to living circumstances had to be downloaded via laptop. Sorry for the lateness but I should be pretty much settled now and no longer have to bounce around between different living places until midway through May. Anyways, this episode was pretty informative and quite the awesome filler episode if I may say so myself. Sad Darkshaunz for not being able to see Rukia avenged or if she’ll be alright. I assume she’s going to end up a paraplegic or something because she got fucked up hard yo.
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Finally we get actual seal speed
So, uh, yeah. I’ve been ‘gone’ for quite some time now but rest assured I wasn’t giving up blogging, it was more that other aspects of my life suddenly became more important. Not that the 5 people who read this blog are unimportant, but you know, finding a job and graduating college comes first. Now that I’ve accomplished both (if I didn’t fail), I should be blogging at least a little bit.
He’s too cool to fucking die…I hope
Rating: 9.8/10
This episode gave me tingles AND I was sitting on the edge of my seat the entire time. The artwork went well beyond my expectations, and their use of music really set the mood. I basically wanted to have sex with Ikkaku after watching this episode, you know, the kind where you pass out from ecstasy and overexertion. Yeah, that kind.
Should Darkshaunz dance in costume in Akihabara during his visit to Japan?
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