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    Bleach - 168 - Fill ‘er up!

    Posted on April 26th, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 1,870 Views

    Bleach - IchiRuki & IchiOri - “Casualties”

    Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 2,481 Views

    Darkshaunz isn’t “Shippy”, but “Rukia-ey”

    What is it about people going too far when it comes to fictional aspects about characters in a certain show? I don’t particularly understand the rabid “shipping” mechanic. So I decided, since I know jack shit about the topic, to do some research this phenomenon. I did not even know that “OTP” meant “One True Pair” (or even existed as a term) until a long time reader, wickedliz, informed me of the abbreviation. One True Pair? Is it the pair to rule them all? The One Pair which fell into the hands of an obssessive and compulsive hobbit in the darkness of the fanfiction dimension? Judging by the militant “shipping” movements (I’m looking at you, Bleachtards) on the internets, they may as well be evil Bilbos, salivating and gnawing on woodwork. Join me, as we explore the cruel and pulsating depths of a romance phenomenon.

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    Bleach - 164 - Gay Innuendo and Bondage Pimps

    Posted on March 15th, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 2,731 Views

    Darkshaunz doesn’t think the Balls are Inert.

    Score: 8.0/10

    I know what you are thinking. Two weeks ago, I said that Ichigo is dead and that Bleach is over. Obviously I was sorely mistaken, because Bleach surprises us by showing us that even the mighty bullshit plot device that is the Dragon Balls could not top this new weapon of Orihime’s - Event rejection. Do you have a dead character which happens to be the main character? No problems! this plot-ressurecting device comes with fine legs and a well endowed body to go with it! This opens up a whole new joke for those already teasing Bleachtards, that nobody really dies in Bleach. Well folks, I’d hate to say it, nobody does die in this show, maybe because they are all already dead.

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    Bleach - 162 - Ichigo Dies. Bleach is finished.

    Posted on February 29th, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 2,794 Views

    Darkshaunz inserts 3 more coins.

    Score: 8.7/10

    This episode gave off a really big “Game Over” vibe. I thoroughly enjoyed it, mainly for reasons like the fact that this arc is seeing it’s more serious reality for the characters. Before, everything seemed a bit too shounen-conventional with the fights (see: easymode). It looked like they may have had some difficulty engaging the mascara-laden clowns which infested the area, but always came up on top. Now the difficulty’s been ramped up to Super Ninja Gaiden mode, and I think the gang’s feeling the sharp end of stick this time. Problem is, they only have 1 continue each.

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    Bleach - The Village Bleachers

    Posted on February 24th, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 2,333 Views

    Darkshaunz is now on the sCOOLbus

    As I was surfing the vast internets for Rukia hentai doujins and a Russian mail bride, I stumbled upon my Youtube bookmark. I had apparently bookmarked this search for DBZ music videos, because I was told some of them were “intense” and “wicked”. By that, they meant a constant clones of Gohan vs. Cell music videos with more Linkin Park than razors for you to cut yourself with. Some of these guys had Heaps of views, like in the thousands. I was like, “Holy shit!” that’s like way more people than the Samoan Islands!”. I imagined the video creators to be some kind of otaku rockstar, sipping bubble tea served by cosplaying bunnygirls in a capsule corp penthouse. So my dear readers, why are we left out? Why should we not claim this Delicious Prize of AMV-fame by making our own Shitty videos to flood the intertubes?

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    Bleach - Manga - Kendo recruitment increases 311%

    Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by Darkshaunz - 3,021 Views

    Darkshaunz slaps Kubo Tite

    Holy shit? my last entry was episode 151, that was like from the age of mayans. Well folks, I can’t explain my disappearance, but it probably had something to do with me being a lazy shit-eating sloth which decided that blogging would take a backseat to my new bitch, the Crapbox 360 (its going to bankai itself back to the Microsoft factory soon). Then I read the latest manga chapter of Bleach and knew, I just knew that I could not just sit on my arse and allow Kubo Tite to get away with what he’s done in the recent Bleach chapters without me unleashing a massive stream of whinging. A barrage of complaining so powerful, it will break his nose, legs and his imaginary future children which he is yet to father. So, for the seven people still reading this, let’s do this shit for old time’s sake.

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    Bleach - 151 - Tousen is watching you Fap / Shlick

    Posted on December 12th, 2007 by Darkshaunz - 3,117 Views

    Darkshaunz reports from inside Los Nachos

    Score: 7.0/10

    Where the hell have I been? I’ve been busy with my new Xbox 360 (gamertag is Darkshaunz too, add me and stuff), Rets said that he’d help fill in for me. Alas, he went missing again, I think the Japanese Hikkikomoris finally got to him and are probably holding the poor bastard hostage in some seedy Japanese otaku torture dungeon, where they force him to rewatch episode after episode of Monster Rancher. I’m also going to be reporting on the Perth Anime Convention (Wai-Con), which I am attending on Saturday 15th December, the full coverage should be up by Sunday, if not, Monday at latest. Bleach then, and it seems that the crew are Finally heading off to rescue walking boobs from the clutches of the cruel Lord 70’s Hairgel.

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    Bleach - 149 - They finally reached Namek

    Posted on November 21st, 2007 by Darkshaunz - 5,245 Views

    Darkshaunz enjoys the lightshow

    Score: 7.5/10

    I must admit, this final episode to the filler arc was entertaining. Importantly, Bleach is learning, they now know that a short filler-arc burst with a lot of fighting ensures that rabid fans don’t send letterbombs to their studios. This short, but somewhat sweet mini-arc provides a nice little reprise from the main story. The main filler protagonist was admittedly kind of cool, there’s plenty of Rukia and all your favourite characters got a swing of the action. I am actually saying that if fillers will continue to resemble this one, hey, maybe it isn’t so bad after all. However, with this arc blissfully ending, we can now once again focus our attention into the bowels of Las Nachos (okay, that was kind of yucky).

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