Nice hair gel! Lemmie get some of tha–oooh sticky!
So um, hi. I’ve been absent for awhile, but it’s only because I found this really neat anime called real life and it’s been taking up 95% of my time. When I only have about 3 hours a day to myself it’s sometimes a little difficult to watch anime, let alone write about it. But hey, I don’t want such a beautiful, blossoming piece of artwork such as this blog to go to waste. So, all you boys and girls(no such thing as girls on the internet) get to suffer through my entries once again. Aren’t I just the sweetest?
In more related news, nothing this season really strokes me hard enough, even after testing the waters for 1-2 episodes for each anime. Everything seems so boring or unoriginal, and I’m really starting to get tired of the damn lolifest that has invaded the world. I don’t mind high school, but loli is just so retarded. Not only is the concept retarded, but I can hear psychologists all over the world sighing as they fill their calenders with little girls who were raped by 18+ year old Japanese men.
Darkshaunz required this shot.
Anyways, at least the Bleach has been holding my attention rather well. In fact, it’s pretty much got a kung fu death grip on my balls and hasn’t let go since the Bounto arc. It’s got one of those firm yet loving grips, it really soothes the soul and makes you fly high, something like a kite caught within a steady mid-summer breeze at the beach. Doesn’t the thought just make you want to smile with a sort of youth-like bliss? I know I am. But in all seriousness, I’m enjoying the way material is being presented, and I really dig the story thus far.
Random Beef (not the tasty kind):
In general, I’ve enjoyed most of the storyline so far, but there are some undeniably corny or even retarded things that have happened in the past 3-4 episodes. For one, the epic releasing of their limiters was just lame. Sure it was necessary but the way it was introduced was almost random. I certainly didn’t remember they had limiters on, nor did I know they could release them. It kind of came as a shock and was too much of an IWIN button for me. I guess it served its purpose in showing us how powerful the Arrancar and some of the captains are. It almost felt as if the captains themselves wrote the story so they could stroke their e-penises but obviously thats not the case. Or so we think…I heard characters can really take over a writer and his/her ability to be unbiased or keep a clear mind. What the hell am I talking about…?
What have you done to my dear, beloved Grimmjaw?!!
Words escape me…
Man-sister was SO
HOT STUPID. She actually kind of scared me with her manliness and how poorly she was drawn as a female. Usually I like the whole tomboy look, but this was more like i-look-like-my-ugly-brother look. Some of the shots were so bad I felt like I was watching a hermaphrodite hit on my sexy Ikkaku. He deserves better, period. You know, someone like…his partner-in-crime transsexual, Yumichika, with his flamingo eyebrows girlish looks. Oh well, at least it broke up the seriousness of the situation a little.
She’s so kyoot~
I’d say “BANKAI” except he already did…fuck
Cliff hanging by my fingernails:
I hate ‘em and I love ‘em. The bleach cliff hangers are simply a work of art. Why? Well, that’s because I feel like I’m metaphorically hanging from a cliff all week until the next episode. Go figure, captain obvious. But seriously, when they end right in the fucking middle of something, and we’re left wondering if Ichigo is gonna die, get his rectum opened, or somehow cast a spirit bomb to save the day, it really gets to me. I lose sleep, my day job suffers, I get diarrhea, and I can’t function as a normal human being. Thumbs up to the writers picking good places to end their episodes. As much as I hate waiting for the next episode for an entire week, it’s like a ray of hope at the end of the dark, damp, and dreary tunnel otherwise known as temporarily working full-time at Fry’s Electronics. They also make the endings artsy too, which is just rad to the max.
Joker vs. Batman
Ever play with mirrors in a clothing store and pretend you’re floating or have two heads?…yeah
Yin Yang ‘n shit:
Okay, so they’re really pushing home hard the whole Yin Yang type situation with Ichigo and his Hollow, and we see it with Arrancars and Shinigami, but then where do the Vizards come into play? Maybe they’re the space around the circle? Or maybe they’re…yeah I have no idea /wrists. In any case, the obviously juxtaposing positions of Ichigo and his Hollow, mixed with the fact that they in the end will probably have to work together in order to achieve power, gives me bleachbumps. I honestly can’t wait to see the outcome of it all. It would be flamingly homosexual (not that being flaming or homosexual is bad) if Ichigo overpowers him and takes control. It would kind of defeat the whole “Ichigo is different than Vizards” angle that I’ve been sensing all along, and is kind of boring in my opinion. I like the constant struggle. I think it gives Ichigo some character. No I’m not biased by the fact that I’d probably rub lotion all over Ichigo’s hollow’s body and watch him sunbathe. Er…yeah I can’t salvage that to save my life…
P.S. I gotta warm up my blogging skillz, it’ll be awhile till I get my game back. Bare with me…naked…peace