Retsgip’s Anime Blog

I lol’d…then fapped

Rating: 8.5/10

Ah, what a cock tease this episode was. They basically blew the entire episode on nothing by making it look like everyone was sucking hugemongus balls. It wasn’t entirely necessary to make them fight with their limiter seals and lose, then release them. It might have been okay if they didn’t take an entire episode to finally release it, but whatever. Either way, the ass of despair just totally gave us a lap dance, and will probably be walking away, swaying its perfectly round, spectacular bottom. I’d have to say that the highlight of the entire episode was Ururu going psycho robot on the bull dude. Too bad it didn’t last very long.

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I wonder if Kenpachi looks back at old photos and sighs at his mullet

Rating: 8.5/10

Ah, the bleach episode that got lost somewhere on my computer and then due to living circumstances had to be downloaded via laptop. Sorry for the lateness but I should be pretty much settled now and no longer have to bounce around between different living places until midway through May. Anyways, this episode was pretty informative and quite the awesome filler episode if I may say so myself. Sad Darkshaunz for not being able to see Rukia avenged or if she’ll be alright. I assume she’s going to end up a paraplegic or something because she got fucked up hard yo.
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Darkshaunz loev Double D goodness

Score: 9.0 - For Both (Burn, Burn, Burning!!!)

If there’s one facet of University life I love, is the calming almost carefree starting weeks of the semester…followed by an Unforgiving torrent of assessment and groupwork towards the Mid-semester. This would be the reason for my delayed delivery of Ikkitousen Double D goodness. There’s nothing like returning home to a tiring, unthankful and hectic day at University and just unwinding to Gratuitious ecchi, seriously. Watching skirts go up, racks collide and sexy voices ringing in your ears is like Yoga therapy, minus the weird poses and with a whole lot more Hawt. Even now, Ikkitousen still has some of the most well animated jubblies and “I see France’s” this side to Tokyo. Alas, This entry will be a brief one encompassing both eps 3 & 4 as I have a bastard of an 8am start for tomorrow’s classes. Shazbot.

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Finally we get actual seal speed

So, uh, yeah. I’ve been ‘gone’ for quite some time now but rest assured I wasn’t giving up blogging, it was more that other aspects of my life suddenly became more important. Not that the 5 people who read this blog are unimportant, but you know, finding a job and graduating college comes first. Now that I’ve accomplished both (if I didn’t fail), I should be blogging at least a little bit.

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Darkshaunz becomes all blurry and tingly

Score: 8.5/10

I knew a subbing company would realize the amount of win oozing out from this series eventually. Thanks to your chums over at Ayako subs, we now have a glorious supply of subbed Ikkitousen deliciousness. Its always nice to know I can watch 2007’s Fanservice of the year with some idea of what the plot is going to look like. That’s not saying plot is the most important thing when compared with Kan-U’s lovely jubblies. This week sees some foundation setting stuff and yet more panty-vision fighting. It’s got a heck of a lot of cliche’d characters, it’s got the most basic excuses for a beat up and more eye-rolling moments in any anime. But you know what? You won’t find a more stupidly fluid and polished fanservice-combat vixen anywhere else. Kleenex tissues are going to have a great run this season.

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Darkshaunz on Lolipops

I’ve wanted to do an entry on this topic for a while now. Admittedly, I have been distracted by all manner of real life obligations and well, Ikkitousen D.D. Lolis, now thats something we all love and adore. These little ladies are slowly changing the trends of anime we get every new season. They’re typically harmless, cute, hapless and always bear around that innocent “sex” appeal. They commnd massive fanbases and they are a huge market in Japan. Question is, are Lolis the dawn of an entirely new anime future?

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Darkshaunz is “Shocked” by the new Naruto

Score: 5.5/10 (Too little action)

I’m wondering why nobody’s talking about the latest episode of Naruto. It was vastly entertaining and definitely felt like a whole different anime this time around. I tried to share my enthusiasm about the new episode with Retsgip, who prompted to look at me funny. This episode was done by a relatively new company called “YHBT” (I wonder what it stands for), its good to see a company other than Dattebayo has decided to pick up this awesome ninja shounen we have come to love. I know there are some changes in Naruto that manga fans hate, but this episode retains a lot of the original Naruto charm, Let’s savvy a look.

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He’s too cool to fucking die…I hope

Rating: 9.8/10

This episode gave me tingles AND I was sitting on the edge of my seat the entire time. The artwork went well beyond my expectations, and their use of music really set the mood. I basically wanted to have sex with Ikkaku after watching this episode, you know, the kind where you pass out from ecstasy and overexertion. Yeah, that kind.

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