Retsgip’s Anime Blog

Sakura looks like a man…sooo, what else is new?

Rating: 6/10

Since the fillers are boring me to a whole new level, I figured I’d do something a little different this episode. I’ll give a paragraph or so of my thoughts, then I’ll get down and dirty in a sort of parody using screen caps from the episode. Funtimes ahead, yeah?

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Rating: 6.5/10

I wasn’t as mad at this episode as I have been for previous ones. The ending was done pretty well and I even kind of felt the emotion they were trying to portray, even though I wasn’t very involved with the story. Still, the action and the plot is just sooooo horrible it makes me want to /wrists.

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Rating: 5/10

I pulled a Hinano and went straight for the scroll bar as I started up this episode. After I finally scrolled through it, I kind of felt guilty so I went and watched about 80% of it. Too bad half of it was flashbacks that we’ve already seen, and the other half was full of shitty plot. I wonder if anyone actually writes the fillers before they animate it or if they think the story up on the spot. It would explain some things.

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Well, it finally happened. Naruto is dead. By dead, I mean that Dattebayo is no longer subbing it. Take a look at the “Quick FAQ.” Pokemon Diamond & Pearl apparently kicked Naruto’s ass so hard that it was sent reeling into a sparkle in the sky. Yeah, thats pretty much what happened. I think someone threw a pokeball somewhere in there as well but I wasn’t really paying much attention because both shows suck.

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Sorry for the lack of thumbs, there’s plenty of pics in the actual entry

Rating: 4/10

Wow, this arc seriously takes the cake. I thought the other ones were bad, but this is just ridiculous. I already know what’s going to happen and that bores me to the bone. I think the fact that I paused this episode halfway through and took an hour and a half nap should say enough.

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Rating: 4/10

Watching this episode was the equivalent of trying to stay awake in class when you only got 4 hours of sleep the night before. It took some SERIOUS mental power not to scroll through this episode, and as expected, I lost a little bit of my soul in the process. Not only does this episode mean more fillers to come (sorry all those who speculated 210) but there were seriously plot holes everywhere. This looks like it could easily turn into a 3-4 episode arc, and lets hope to GOD that they at least spice this up a little.

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Rating: 4/10

I’ll be pretty straightforward and blunt and say this episode just fucking sucked. When I say sucked, I really mean this SUCKED, big time. The plot was alright, and they added a tiny twist to it, but they didn’t even execute it that well. I had a extremely hard time finishing this episode, and had to bite my lip and struggled through it as tears flowed from my eyes. Yes, these were this-episode-sucks-and-I-can’t-watch-anymore tears. The most important part of the episode was the 20 seconds after the credits which told us that the next episode is another filler.

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Rating: 6/10 (bonus points because of Gai’s nice guy smile, and Kurenai being hot)

Okay, this was boring. I almost fell asleep while watching this and was so bored that I started browsing the net and checking my email. Sadly, it didn’t make the episode go by any faster. This arc was actually decent compared to the other ones, but this format is getting old. Where the hell has Kakashi been and why is he still missing?!?

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